Do what I want you to do, not what I tell you to do!
my brother, programming
Too late, I realized I should have named my chess program for AI class “Dangerously Chessy”.
“Bit” can mean the past tense of “bite”, or… no, wait, computers have bytes, not bits.
linguistics prof
Searching my university’s computer science department website for “Python”. Apparently, it’s necessary to specify -monty.
Who keeps calling me?!
my function
…what about tomorrow? Will it be the same as the past? I keep on hopin’ that something will happen and I hope that it happens fast.
Michael Nesmith, “Mama Nantucket”
I so want to click “I’m done” for “prove P=NP” on 43 Things.
[Explaining what a Turing machine is not:]
Prof: “Solve world hunger problem.” I can write it down. It is solved.
Note to self: Don’t wear red shirts to computer science lectures or you run the risk of being killed.
I have to laugh when I search for a band name on Wikipedia and then realize, oh yeah, Boston/Eagles/Heart is actually a thing.