It should be an or operator not an and operator.
That’s one of those sentences that only parses correctly for programmers.
According to various overheard sources, my university’s fire alarms sound like: “a trolley”, “an old-fashioned bell”, and “recess”.
The Nylons – “O Canada”
Prof: If I erase this, are you going to kill me?
[starts erasing]
Student: Yes.
It’s our little secret that I’m actually a Person.
prof explaining C++ visibility
I used to think my dad had two friends, Ford and Cliff. Many years later, I learned he only had one friend named Clifford.
The Final Season of LOST as Seen by Someone Who Has Never Seen LOST
“You’re gonna follow Richard?”
“At least he’s not Stalin.”
Jokes
My favourite jokes as a kid
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn’t say banana again?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow–
MOOOO!
The only way I can solve this equation is is in your bedroom, btw, you must be there with me.
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