“Sometimes I put on a baseball hat and pretend it’s Rob’s.”
my brother, quoting Jeff Probst
I want to have a party just so I can play all these songs.
It should be an or operator not an and operator.
That’s one of those sentences that only parses correctly for programmers.
According to various overheard sources, my university’s fire alarms sound like: “a trolley”, “an old-fashioned bell”, and “recess”.
The Nylons – “O Canada”
Prof: If I erase this, are you going to kill me?
[starts erasing]
Student: Yes.
It’s our little secret that I’m actually a Person.
prof explaining C++ visibility
I used to think my dad had two friends, Ford and Cliff. Many years later, I learned he only had one friend named Clifford.
The Final Season of LOST as Seen by Someone Who Has Never Seen LOST
“You’re gonna follow Richard?”
“At least he’s not Stalin.”